swanemmas:

i interrupt your regular blogging to tell you that this man
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just became the prime minister of australia

for the second time

(Source: drwatsn, via asian)

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saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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(via trust)

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penice:

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

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tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

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blumbitch:

Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago 

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instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via asian)

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via intensional)

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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