surprisebitch:

seeing a sexy math major and making the first move like

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(Source: surprisebitch, via profiting)

13,792 notes

ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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(via greed)

99,546 notes

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via greed)

417,644 notes

unpopuler:

when the person you hate tries joking with you

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(via greed)

99,671 notes

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

(via greed)

216,458 notes

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via giggle)

496,026 notes

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: canadad, via greed)

195,565 notes

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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(Source: spacefunks, via asian)

425,134 notes

european:

when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong

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(via scruples)

129,293 notes